Just took some more adderall to support my favorite stonk $TEVA
Teva’s number one selling drug will be adderall by end of year. Now I am pretty sure i can manage to get them to achieve this feat just from my own consumption alone but any aid from fellow apes that use adderall to watch tickers all day would be helpful as well.
TEVA’s revenue for 2019 was around 17 Billion.
If each adderall costs $10.00 and each ape consumes an average of 100 adderalls per day,
it would only take $17,000,000,000 / (365 days * 100 apes * $10.00) = 46,575 apes to reach the 2019 yearly revenue from adderall alone.
This is easily achievable. I can probably get to half of that number just by myself.
TEVA has a bright and focused future as the expand their adderall business. I would suggest to the TEVA management team to create flavored adderall as well because consuming 100s of the plain adderalls gets boring, and then market it as TEVAroll ™.
Mr Kare Schultz or other TEVA management members, as you read this feel free to reach out to me for help with ideas on how to get TEVA’s adderall numbers up and to the right.
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September 15, 2021 at 10:38AM