$ASO – Your YOLOs don’t have to be retarded(A picturebook)
All you retards dumping your life savings in companies with negative earnings and horrendous balance sheets, and wondering wHy iT iSn’T pO0MpinG? Enter ASO, retards. Not all your plays have to be high risk and retarded. Here are the summary talking points on why ASO is worth your attention:
- Supremely undervalued despite its run up: Was undervalued before it reported earnings at a 9 P/E ratio. Well guess what. Now it’s 7. To put in perspective, the industry it’s in and SPY both have an average P/E Ratio of 30ish.
- Excellent fundamentals: AND improving on top of it. Your YOLOs don’t have to be a retarded microcap company with insane debt, negative earnings, and priced on hope. ASO has an industry leading net profit margin on top of decreasing liabilities YoY, increasing equities YoY, and increasing Income YoY. All possible fundamental analysis metrics points out that ASO’s financials are spectacular.
- SI of >30% as of 06/09/2021. You do the math, retard.
- Low implied volatility of only 67%: Theta gang hates this simple trick! bUt WhAt D0eS iT MeaN? Retard, it means you pay less for your FDs and can load up your account and your wife’s boyfriend’s account on more OTM long calls. You will also benefit with volatility expansions if shorts are forced to cover their asses (remember, it’s at fucking 30%).
- Slays every earning estimates for the past year: it fucking destroyed last earnings estimate consensus by over 100% and DOUBLED it’s guidance for this year. It’s price reaction on earnings date? +3%.
- Literally all independent analysts are bullish: unlike the retarded stocks priced on hope of change.
- On WSB’s radar for some time already: Unfortunately being drowned out by shit ass tickers with humongous debt, shit earnings, and ridiculous valuations.
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June 10, 2021 at 02:23PM